I HEART Money

This new five dollar bill entered circulation yesterday...

Like I need a reason to spend more money. I absolutely love the purple. My vote is to get the 100 bill in haute pink! Maybe a tiara on good ol' Mr. Benjamin. That would be FIERCE.

Gnooze

I just found this funny site called Gnooze. Everyday there is a three minute funny rant about the three top headlines of the day.

Check it out:

HMMM...

I think the real tragedy here is that this women was missing for two
years and no one bothered to check.

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. (AP.com)

And where did her Prince "Charming" go to do his business?

Um...Can They Do This???

One of Harvard's on campus gyms has created women only hours for their Muslim compatriots who wish to get their workout on with out men trying to get their hit-on..going on. OK BAD JOKE.



The premise is that a handful of Muslim women with the university's women center asked campus if women only hours were possible so they did not have to feel the discomfort of showing some skin. I find no problem with this. Everyone deserves to feel comfortable and safe, especially at a place that presumbly they go more one time a week.



BUT...

Where are the men's hours. Maybe guys would like to work out in an cutest pie estrogen free zone. Did any one ask them?

Hollywood's BEST Friends

The Today Show has postesd a slide show of the CUTEST companions in Hollyood. Too cute!

"Bruiser" Legally Blonde

Here is my little guy. Get ready now... AWWW!!

Let's All Get Some Guns!

How do I say this diplomatically...???

This is the worst F@!$ing idea I have ever heard of!

Ok, I get it. Two birds with one boulder. I understand people are a little uneasy these days on college campuses. I understand that the Army is always trying to recruit new soldiers. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO TAKE CARE OF THIS PROBLEM!

As a student, let me emphasize student, participating in the ROTC program cadets are not in the military. A contract is signed for military service, and training is done throughout their college career for the future, but CADETS are not the protectors of campuses.

This is the same as saying lets' allow the baseball team to bring bats to class just in case. You on the hockey team? Great! Bring your stick. Why do we let the archery team bring their bow and arrows? Criminal justice majors, suit up you'll be solving all the crimes on campus now. Pre-med students you'll be running the city's operating rooms.

This is a ludicrous, ridiculous, and any other -ous word that you can throw at this.

UM...Can They Do This???

Lawmakers in Mississippi are trying to solve the American obesity problem by starving fat people out of their state. Apparently, the state has the highest obesity rate in the country. So lawmakers have proposed a bill that would make it illegal for restaurants to serve anyone who has a high body mass index. How long before they ban women with high shoe indexes from department stores?